"Your father lost a finger doing that."
Jason Pierre Paul has a lot of 'splainin' to do. Too bad the Giants don't need to hear it.
Sure, it'll make a great story. But the Jeff Foxworthy kind. Not the Ronnie Lott kind.
Something about crowds and fireworks that bring out the child in men and reduce a Giant who can execute the most algebraic of gameplans to the that guy who dumbs himself onto YouTube.
But he doesn't owe anyone anything. These things happen.
It could've been worse; hear about the 22 year-old who used his head as launching pad?
JPP is a reminder to all of us that we often forget to think before we tell someone to hold our beer and "watch this!"
A missing finger is a break. A missing hand and his career is over.
And you thought that $14 million offer sheet was the biggest loss.
Kinda shows where our value is, doesn't it?
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