There are two teams in Buffalo whose teams are as good as their records say they are.
The western half of the Empire State, which shares more in common with its southern Ontario neighbors and northeast PA than it's Big Apple brethren harvests hope year-round. When there's a drought, there's always a draft; when there's a spring, there's always a setback, followed by a soothsayer.
The Buffalo Bills and Sabres front offices have pulled their respective fans through turnstiles and have rung them back through the bucket into the brown suds only to be soaked back-up with the same mop and squeezed all over again.
This time, just like any other time, is different. (Of course it is.)
Just like replacing a Kaufman's with a Macy's, it's just new suits selling the same stuff with different name tags. And we line-up each time like it's Black Friday.
Let's start out with the Buffalo Bills. Any fan who thought this team would be a playoff contender would be considered a glue-sniffer by even the most optimistic fan in his blue sunglasses with rose-and-charging-buffalo-colored lenses. But the fact that Doug Marrone and his staff turned around a leaderless defense and played their first seven games to either victory, or within a possession thereof, evoked a fire inside every fan to Bill-ieve the franchise was on the fast-track to meaningful January football.
They'd lose EJ Manuel and replace him with an undrafted rookie QB. Then replace him with a practice squad player. Then replace him with the guy he replaced, before replacing that guy with the guy he replaced. They all combined to start a dozen NFL games. Yet, until the Pittsburgh game, even a hypercritical fan would hinge.
Until the Pittsburgh game.
The week before, the Bills had lost to an undefeated Chiefs team which they held without an offensive touchdown thanks to the two turnovers turned touchdowns. Head coach, Doug Marrone, said he was sick over the loss, and even offered one of the more memorable postgame lines in Bills history (of which there are as many as there are playoff appearances) when he said he wouldn't pet his dog upon his way home, then would return Monday morning fired up for the Steelers.
Sounded great. And we believed him. Who wouldn't after 13 seasons of Bills' misery and six coaches-worth of cliches.
Then came the "Stillers."
And the Bills played as if Chan Gailey had given the postgame presser and Gregg Williams had been leading them in the trenches.
Nine punts. Six of which came from their own 45 yard-line or better. Even captain Fred Jackson said he felt the team got punched in the mouth and never recovered.
So much for a change of culture.
Yet, there was Marrone the Monday after, emphatically saying "hell no," there's not time to rebuild this team and start over.
For once, a Bills coach didn't refer to the Monday Morning handbook of tape talk.
Marrone certainly believes it all starts and ends with him and will tell you so. And if you're a Bills fan, you need to believe him to this time. Unlike his six predecessors, the proud SU grad is not going to allow someone else to continue to make him look foolish.
That includes WR Stevie Johnson and RB CJ Spiller.
If the Miami Dolphins have proven anything, it's that a culture can't just change with a new head coach. And if the Phish have taught us anything, it's that a coach shouldn't let his locker room police itself.
The Bills are allowed to have six captains. They have half that. Any wonder why Nos. 13 and 28 don't have a four-starred capital "C" on their right shoulder pad?
Watching their performances of late, it shouldn't shock you. One still drops passes. The other is afraid to run through his problems, and would rather run around them. It's as literal as it is metaphorical.
Especially with a rookie QB, you'd think EJ Manuel would have some veterans to rely on.
Nah.
Then there's the Buffalo Sabres. Three wins.
Enter two fan favorites.
Pat LaFontaine, who has more hockey credentials around the league than anyone in Buffalo since John Muckler, is now the guy who hired back former Sabres head coach, Ted Nolan, who brought Buffalo it's first division title in 16 years in the mid-1990's.
LaFontaine admits he's not ready to be a general manager, but he has enough clout in the league to find the guy who is. Nolan is listed as the team's interim head coach, and is OK with the opportunity to come back and clear his name from the last time he coached behind the Sabres' bench.
Will it all change this year? Not likely.
But are the right folks in charge? For once, bet on it.
The Buffalo Bills and Sabres have the right folks in place to finally harvest hubris instead of hope and reap pride instead of pessimism, followed by more hopeless hope.
Within the next two years--at most--it'll make a great book: "Tale of Two Franchises."
Only with this Dickensian story, there may be two teams to celebrate. And Buffalo can finally get to the top of the world.
And have the excuse to stay there year-round.
(Yup. They've done it again.)